This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit, benefited by the timely occurrence of “The Beer Summit.” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian) – Crowley: “Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at…“
Gates: “At Harvard, we don’t end sentences in prepositions.“
Crowley. “Ah. Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at…ASSHOLE.“
2) (Upset Old Guy) – Picture caption, (l-r): “Putz, Nutz, Gutz, Clutz“
3) (mpw280) – “Just like in Chicago, three guys watch one guy who works.“
4) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “So… anybody bring a deck of race cards?“
5) (BrentT) – “Sorry we had to meet out here guys. Michelle doesn’t like white guys hanging around the house.“
6) (Rachel Edith) – #44 – “Ground rules are (1) no racial slurs, (2) no slurs involving anybody’s mama, (3) ok, just plain no slurs of any kind and (4) Biden, zip it … not one peep.“
The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian’s winning entry. In its place we honor the next highest vote getter not previously selected as a winner:
(Spike) – Biden: “You are the second-most clean articulate black man I’ve met.”
A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.