This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was one for the record books as Mary Gehman celebrated her birthday (Happy Birthday!) by comment bombing the contest with yetanotherjohn. And I mean bombs.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Joe_Miller) – ““I’ve met Mike Bloomberg. He’s really this big.””
(Rick Adams) – “Good news! You don’t need TP after you’re dead.”
(retired military) – “Nancy Pelosi shows a chart which reflects the number of people who had planned on testifying against Hillary but who are now dead.”
2) (rodney dill) – ““And if Mary and Yetanotherjohn don’t sleep for the next 24 hours, this chart shows you’ll hit 1000 captions.””
(RadiCalMan) – “I foresee dead people.”
(Brian Brandt) – “In 2033 we’ll be having birthday parties for the quaran-teens.”
3) (RockThisTown) – “‘I’m a doctor, not an economist, so yes, sacrificing the entire global economy is totally worth it if we can just save one life.’”
(fustian24) – “And by changing the scale, we can keep using this chart no matter what happens”
(Kenny Moore) – “Our model shows 100,000 to 240,000 Americans will die from COVID 19. We refuse to release our data or methodology, but you can trust us. After all we’re the ones who told you repeatedly that masks don’t work.”
4) (Mike) – “These are just the Darwin Award winners from teenagers who post Jackass videos to You Tube!”
(Daniel Drummond) – ““OK, so trying to get Godzilla to fight COVID-19 just made him sick, and how he’s coughing and sneezing in every major city along the eastern seaboard, but we thought it was a good idea at the time””
(BluesHarper) – “All this without Viagra.”
5) (Harry Butts) – “The huge probability variance from our statistical analysis indicates we don’t know fuck-all about this Chinese virus.
And, yes, “fuck-all” is a technical term.”
(engineer) – “The Stepford Doc explains the different results for the breast inflation control settings.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““Oh, shit this isn’t good!”.”
6) (Wild_Willie) – ““President Trump’s balls are really this big.””
(DeplorableCon) – ““Missed it by this much….””
(patriciamcc) – “How big is Fauci? Sooooo big.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Know why it is a blue wave? Because it is predicting the number of new democratic voters from the cemetery.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Par4Course) – “Dr. Birx can’t keep a smile off her face when describing her night with a porn star.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Rick Adams) – ““What is the meaning of this chi-square as opposed to exponential distribution? It means Hillary is not president.””
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “I miss the old days when we were scared shitless of Romaine Lettuce.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Paul Hooson) – ““Who do I have to blow to figure out a vaccine for this damn virus!”.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
