It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama’s wedding present to America
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
We are going to need it.
Casting started for people to play the parts of John McCain and Lyndsey Graham in Brokeback Mountain.
McCain and Graham celebrate screwing America with the immigration bill.
Heeeyyyyyyyy, you taste just like Barney Frank!!
Well, um, I can expla……heeeyyyyyyy, how do you know?
Washington Nationals have a new pitcher and catcher.
No, Brucie. Corn holing is nothing like tossing salad, fisting, teabagging, gerbil racing, or the other (un)natural acts (gay) married couples do together.
Hey, Rodney, did you hear about poor Paulie? Had his tonsils and adenoids taken out – a complete hysterectomy.
White House Dow… I mean FABULOUS!!!11!!!1
The co-authors celebrate after writing their headline grabbing intro:
“Michelle Obama truly is the First Lady of Fashion. The
gorgeous, statuesque Obama is a mix-and-match master with a soft spot
for Thakoon and Jason Wu.”
Michelle Obama Fashion – Style Icon Michelle Obama – Harper’s BAZAAR
A Fairy Tail Wedding unfolds before our eyes.
You can’t fool Mother Nature.
And this is why the Dinosaurs became extinct.
“Hey, this is a perfect opportunity for Paul Hooson to write some brokeass jokes….”.
Gay guy one: “What’s the greatest Gay military movie of all time?”.
Gay guy two: “Why, SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES for sure!”.
Oh, go get a room!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.