Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ found everyone in the Olympic spirit. Turnout was excellent as were the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A toilet with an Olympic sticker attached can be seen at the Olympic village in Beijing July 27, 2008. The heavily-guarded village, which will house 16,000 athletes and officials during next month's Beijing Games, was officially opened on Sunday under skies still grey with the pollution that China has promised to clear in time for the August 8-24 Games. REUTERS/David Gray (CHINA) (BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 PREVIEW)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Blogical) – “The Crappel Horse programs are usually very strenuous, and some of the dismounts can get pretty messy.

2) (rodney dill) – “Squat, Clean, and Jerk.

3) (DJ Drummond) – “Typical communist project. Pipes going up, down, and all around, but none actually attached to make it really flush.

4) (DaveD) – “I completely understand. I stink on the parallel bars too.

5) (ijosha) – “Just Do Do It!

6) (smitch) – “The Best Damn Metaphor Period

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie. The winners are:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Moments before the Opening Ceremonies, China revealed its monument to human rights.

(Yogurt) – “After hearing what he is full of, Chinese handlers hurriedly prepared for Obama’s visit to the Olympics.

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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