Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit. Hillary may be gone, but as the turnout suggests she’s certainly not forgotten. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Former President Bill Clinton and his daughter Chelsea watch Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) at her Presidential Primary night rally in New York, June 3, 2008. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Blogical ) – “I did not have sex with that woman.

Yes you did, Dad.

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “Devil with the blue pants, blue pants, blue pants…

3) (Faith+1) – “I’ll never get to use my ‘Wanna see why they call me the First Man?’ line now…

4) (Rodney Dill) – “The Vagina Diatribe

5) (Clay) – “Oh mah gawd. Talk, talk, talk, that’s all she does. Someday, ah swear, I’m gonna stand up and say, ‘Hill…will you just…SHUT THE HELL UP!’ Oh, hey…check out the redhead with the headlights on…Dang, that’s real fine.

6) (fustian) – “…and she thought she could put me in a box while she pretended to be President. I fixed her little wagon, but good.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Tom’s winning entry. In its place I offer one more good caption that didn’t quite make the top 6 cut:

(Glenn) – “There goes all that pardon money in 2012 and 2016

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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