It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Damn, I told them not to call me here.
Could you please take your name off your phone.
Tiger, the twatter
Earl Woods needs look no further to answer the question of whether or not Tiger learned anything from his recent issues…
New bio-pic being filmed about Tiger Woods. The working title is a combination of two previous movies, “Save the Tiger” and “Bang the Drum Slowly”, new movie is called “Bang Tiger Slowly”. This movie is not yet rated.
“Michelle O. again? Not now, woman.”
“Damn it,I told her never to call me at work!”
Hmmmm…..offer of a ‘4-some’ later tonight. Kinky!
Wow! first my dad contacts me through a add for nike now he is text messaging me from the grave. DAD I GET THE POINT.
“Man I need the help of a PR Jedi” (texting) Help me Oprah-wan Winfrey-obi, you’re my only hope.
“Oh no….hot babes on the green….let’s remember those sex addiction exersizes…..10 deep knee bends, picture of Nancy Pelosi on the phone, let out some gas…..”
If you are without sin then cast the first stone! Give the guy a break. He is trying to fly right and put the past behind him. Shame on you…let it go!
Is his putter ready ?
#62 and caption:
What an asshole!
Next, we’ve got Woody from Augusta, Georgia! Woody, welcome to the Dr. Laura show!”
“Is his putter ready ?”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
The real question is, is his driver handy?
Or does he require a sand wedge to get out of the trap his 5 wood put him in?
” Can you feel me now?”
Announcer – “And here are at the 8th hole of the Masters, ladies and
gentleman. Tiger woods lining up the putt under incredible pressue as he
finds out his attorneys have just raised their fees.”
“Wow those are the nicest birdies I have seen all day”
Hooter scoot bogie!
“Let’s see….it says I should contact my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours….5, 4, 3, 2, 1…..SEND”
Of course I played a round yesterday. Today I’m golfing.
I see Tiger’s still putting them in the hole.
Crouching Tiger, putter draggin
“sudn deth OT
kaaj mach
11.4.10
tigr V TBA lg Kat
1000K$ tix”
seets avail
Sponcerd by elin entrpriz
remove from mail list? Y/N”
wtf? uh uh _Y_
“Dad….you spoke to me from the grave. But the texting is creepin’ me out’
“867-5309? Who the hell is that?”
When asked later why he studied the hole for so long, Tiger Woods responded “She was f*cking HOT!!!!”
“Hey, Elin, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My girlfriend went through my phone….”
Thought bubble
Keep my mind on the game!
Got to keep my mind on the game!
What do I do?
What do I do?
Got it.
One nude picture of Helen Thomas coming up.
Okay ready to putt now.
V for Vagina
Still holing, I see.
Dear Cherry and Candy, this threesome today can’t compare to the ones we had.
kisses,
Tigger.
To keep his AT & T sponsorship, Tiger has to pretend to make a phone call every other hole, even though the television audience knows that it’s impossible to get reception in Augusta.
mini golf
“Wheres a damn mailbox when you need one?”
Bunny Ranch, Bunny Ranch … Dammit I thought I had them on speed dial..
Twit …errrr
Pondering the 19th hole
Tiger making a date to play the 19th hole of the day!
“…sure glad Obama gave me his secret Blackberry contact info…”
Hey Barak, can you read the break?
News announcer.
“Well folks here we have Tiger Woods answering questions on Twitter. Lets look over his shoulder at the question he is answering now.”
“Tiger, why did you return to golf so soon?”
And his answer ladies and gentlemen is ..
“I heard I could a lay on the green”
“and this is Jim Anderson reporting on the 2nd hole at Augusta”.
Here is Tiger looking at his Star Wars horoscope.
“These are not the lays you are looking for”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.