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It wasn’t me! I voted for Howard!
After wasting a neighbor’s cat with his shotgun, Jimmy Carter returns to the scene of his encounter with the “killer rabbit” intent on sweet revenge.
Is that a carbon offset in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, Al. he who smelt it dealt it.
Silent but not deadly.
You want emissions from my nether regions to solve global warming? Good luck on that one. My nether region doesn’t emit any gas.
My farts will save the world…..
Who farted?
SBD-free zone.
Roo: See that log in the water? The NIE used to say it’s a croc. Now they say it’s a log. Now that it’s safe, I think I’ll take a little swim.
“G’day Mate, that gecko might save you 15% on your car insurance, but I help save the world.”
Pull my, uh, finger like thing here, and watch as I unleash a green revolution!
Alright!! Who put all the beans in the lake?
Hmmm…death by global warming, or death by kangaroo farts? Decisions, decisions….
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“Do you come from a land down under?
No methane blows from ‘roo butt thunder?
but the smell, it’ll make men chunder,
You better run, you better take cover.”
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Marsupials scare me . . . . ’cause they’re fast.
1). Hey Mac!!!! Put the camera away. I am not going to show you my Joey.
2). *Sigh* Those damn Yanks are taking photos of me again.
A Dingo Ate My Baby!
All together now
Smell me kangaroo’s ass, sport
Smell me kangaroo’s ass
Then you’ll know he’s passin’ no gas, sport
So smell me kangaroo’s ass
The newest symbol of the democratic party was used here to unveil their latest slogan “We are friends to the environment”.
The newest symbol of the democratic party.
It hops all over the place when confronted with tough situations.
It shows its rear to everyone and doesnt care.
It doesnt think it’s crap stinks.
“In a split-second, just as the American armored column came into sight, it became obvious to the Al-Qaeda warriors that their decision to abandon armor-protection and concealment for the newest battlefield craze:”Fuzzy Animal Camouflage”, had been a dreadful mistake……”
Kangaroo: “I don’t think I can stomach any more of this global warming crap.”
Kangaroo: “Hey, Al Gore, I have a carbon offset for you. Just raise my tail.”
“Scientists want to give my stomach to cows? That’s udderly ridiculous.”
So I told my wife Mabel “I knew these enviromental wackos were crazy but these last guys actually wanted to analyze my farts.”
Will fart for food.
Fart jokes? How roo’d!
Sorry Senator Craig that “Hop over to my stall” line didnt work at the airport in Minnesota and it wont work now!
I got your offset right here pal.
Global warming, my backside!
Skippy was annoyed at being referred to as the “cuter” solution in cutting the emission of greenhouse gases.
BEEP BEEP
I’m Steve Irwin re-incarnated. Notice the stupid expression?
Rodney: I gave you a vote just for “roo butt thunder”.
Cracked me up…
A side effect of introducing kangaroo farts to cows is that the cows are jumping really high now.
What’s invisible and smells faintly green?
Kangaroo farts.
Kangaroos may fart daisies, but they piss toxic waste.
Al Gore appears at a photo op in disguise to highlight his latest carbon offset efforts.
What is the difference between this Kangaroo and the Democratic party?
Everything that comes out of the Kangaroo’s orifices is good for the environment.
What is the difference between a Kangaroo and the Democratic party?
The kangaroo will keep its paws in its own pocket!
“Barry Bonds And The Court Of Public Opinion.”
Da Flatulizer!
Democrats are pretty gassy. Seems like there’s an opportunity here.
Al Gore demonstrates the latest vehicle of choice for those desiring carbon offsets. The Kangaroo. Just throw an all natural saddle made from biodegrable fibers on its back and it is gaurenteed to get 20 miles to the pound of grass. Its emissions are less than that of the VW Rabbit and it costs less than a Yugo.
Buy The Kangaroo Fart Converter Kit!!!!! (only $19.95) One Size Fits All
Matilda, pass the Beano.
“Hold on a sec…gotta build up some carbon credits…”
What the Fu….?!?!
Hakuna Matata