Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (November 3. 2006 Edition)

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ went Down Under, so to speak. Unfortunately some of the entries which may have been funny last week were less so with the passage of time. Here then are the apparently timeless winners…

The assignment was to caption the following picture:

A model wears a new line of underwear known as the 'Wonderjock,' made by the company AussieBum, in this undated handout photograph made available on November 2, 2006. (Aussiebum/Handout/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Peter F.) – “Crikey, look what they’ve done to Kylie Minouge!

2) (buster) – “Picture found attached to application for Congressional Page position.

3) (Lee) – “Ann Coulter appears at a downtown book signing for her anti-liberal bestseller titled ‘Why I’m So Popular with Evangelical Christian Males.’

Honorable Mention

4) (Lindy R. Dole) – “Feeling Haggard lately?

5) (jim) – “The Aussie Crown Jewels in their traveling container

6) (McCain) – “A Democrat majority may be cumming on Tuesday.” [Which probably would have won had the contest been judged on time]

The Gratuitous Slam Of The Host Award goes to:

(Pretzel_logic) – “The rumors are true–Aylward is going ‘mo on us.

Winners for this week will follow shortly…

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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  1. Peter F. November 13, 2006
  2. Tom Blogical November 13, 2006