It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Last year’s picturewas cuter but not as revealing.
One for each hand – take it as you may.
“Yah, it’s true – it’s true – but then he says: Bitte Baby, I’m not from Havana!“
Looking to head-off accusations from environmentalist, Wizbang shows that it can recycle Caption Contest themes. 🙂
I think our jugs are full!!
“I admire YOUR stein holders, too!”
Belinda Carlisle was right, heaven really is a place on earth.
“The men in this place drive me to drink. Where are we anyhow?”
“A joint session of the United States Congress.”
“Good. I think I need a joint.”
No beer job here!
Wizbang! sinks to a new low as they use yet another picture of large breasted, beer drinking German girls for their Caption Contest.
That’s written as a joke and should be taken as such.
“Bartender, I’ll have some beer. 2 Mugs and 4 jugs…errr..pitchers please”
Amazon’s Releases New WWII book titled: “Tittskrieg – The Battle of my Bulge”
Thank you, I think they’re nice too, but we call them stines not jugs.
So I said, OK Senator Kennedy, what DOES rhyme with Schlitz?
Question: How do you say bra in German?
Answer: stopemfloppin!
My Gut Gotten you slept with Lee!
Helga have another.
“Think Milk!” presented by the American Dairy Association.
“My boobs are sinking.”
“Vat are dey sinking?”
Wow, our boobs sure got bigger in one year. Bier gut!
Boobfergnugen
Deutcheland Uber Boobland!
The dems new lure to get teenage boys to vote.
Some would say these jugs are half-empty. Clearly they are quite full.
Beer googles not required.
Woman on left to woman on right: Didn’t I tell you that we would get free beer if we wore these dresses?
The Germans launch their new offensive, Operation Boobarosa, followed by the Battle of the Bulge….in my liederhosen.
Wollen Sie sehr heiß Mädchen auf Mädchen Tätigkeit
tun, Helga?
Welcome to Cleveage City.
Are these the breast implant thieves the police are looking for?
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-10-04T173110Z_01_L04606094_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-WANTED.xml&WTmodLoc=OddNewsHome_C1_%5BFeed%5D-2
“Who? That guy with the camera? I think we ditched him.”
You know what Archie Bunkers say’s about beer:
“You can’t buy beer, you can only rent it!”
a) Germans again celebrate that epador no longer lives here.
b) This is what epador misses most about Germany (the large mugs of brew to sip in crowded tents of Germans singing a disco version of John Denver’s “Country Road.”) (and the view)
Wow! THis must be paradise!! 2 down, 70 more to go!
“of course the prevailing conjecture, string theory, if followed to its logical conclusion creates a myriad of dimensions, the number which is indeterminate, contrasts with the definity of rapture I could bring to to your climax with this agile, erotic tongue of mine.”
Only a glass this half/empty could be so full.
This Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest thing is tits!
Ya Can’t Get Enough Vitamin B
New Anthem of Germany. Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Areolas
“Beer and Breasts are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“Oh stop worrying about all this beer. Even if we do pass out it’s not like our faces are in danger of hitting anything.”
Gretchen: Did that man just order a “pair of knockwurst?”
Heidi: No, you didn’t hear him clearly.
A study on perspective: I cannot be convinced that Mark Foley couldn’t find these specimens of Bavarian beauty fascinating.
If you put a coin in the slot, she’ll sing “99 Luftballoons”
The ‘blitzedkrieg’ begins.
“Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.”
“Nope Rodney Dill’s not cute enough yet, better have another.”
A social glass and a social lass
Go very well together;
But a social lass with a social ass
I deem a damn sight better.
Here’s to the glass, and the lass, and the ass,
May they meet in all kinds of weather;
We’ll drink from the glass, and feel of the ass,
And make the lass feel better.
“Pounds of Mounds“
Here’s to me.
Here’s to you.
Here’s to the guys we fuck and screw.
Here’s to them for fucking us over,
and here’s to us for never being sober!
Washington
Congressional Pages get new uniforms. The FBI plans to open investigation on anyone that does not drool.