It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“One’s a funny character meant to make preschool age children laugh, the other is Kermit The Frog”
“I plan to join every political party at least once until I can ruin the reputation of each one…”
“A is for Asshole. B is for Bloomberg. C is for Controlling. D is for Dictator….”
D is for Dictator – I like how you put the tator there to avoid being crudely truthful…
One of these is a brainless puppet which people with an IQ of a child adore. The other is Kermit the frog.
“Some say I make Kim Jong Un look like a flaming liberal by comparison….”
“If you can’t help me with advice, then I’ll seek out Honey Boo Boo…”
You know, there isn’t anything wrong with New York that a 100 foot tall radioactive Wookie, just back from being teabagged by Dennis Rodman at a UN circle jerk couldn’t fix…
Holy Christ! Wow!
I got skills.
My complements to the chef….
Your idea really. I just packaged it.
Thanks. But, I think the great artist just needed a little inspiration to paint his masterpiece here. – You’re firing on all cylinders this week, with a ton of great entries. You’re in the zone!
Thanks. But, the great artist just needed a little inspiration to paint his great masterpiece here. You have waves of fantastic entries this week. You’re firing on all cylinders this week. To put that in stand-up comedy terms, you’re operating in the “zone”.
Thanks. But, the great artist just needed a little inspiration to paint his great masterpiece here. You have waves of fantastic entries this week. You’re firing on all cylinders this week. To put that in stand-up comedy terms, you’re operating in the “zone”.
Toad and Frog
I hope that Casey Anthony doesn’t run against me. She’d probably win…”
Bloomberg: “”Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
Kermit: “Uh…. you just didn’t think of Miss Piggy did you?”
“….and you can make a 2016 presidential run using the BULL FROG PARTY label……”
“Since frogs eat such a healthy diet, Kermit, I was thinking of mandating that only the foods you guys eat can be sold in New York.”
Disney uses the celebrity of Kermit the Frog to introduce its newest muppet character — Bugger Me Elmo
“Jees, I’m sorry Kermit, I didn’t mean for you to sit with me. At the snack bar I just thought I was grabbing a 2-liter Mountain Dew… Damn, I wish my 16 ounce cup size limit was in effect.”
“Frogs legs ARE leaner than fried chicken.” Bloomberg explained. ww
Michael Bloomberg…Donald Trump…Charles Rangel…Ed Koch…This is your brain on New York City…Any questions?
What s the difference between Mayor Bloomberg and Kermit the Frog?
Kermit is green
Bloomberg. “I am glad you didn’t bring your girlfriend. She has been banned from NYC along with 20 oz sodas. “
Bloomnberg “what is your favorite food”
Kermit “my girlfriend insists I eat raw bacon”
Worst.DWTS.Couple.Ever
No! I’m not on the menu at your favorite restaurant!
Ah, that rare moment when the puppet on the mayor’s left hand is missing!
Sorry, Kermy. Your plastic cup has too many ounces for a puppet of your size.
Hey mayor, I saw Michelle bending over behind me, but why in the world would you want to whistle at her?
“So, do you think ‘Non-trans Fat Monster’ will fly? What about ‘Won’t Drink 24oz Soda Monster’? C’mon, we’ve got to send the right message to children.”
Bloomberg decided that he needed some advice on job creation so he asked Obama’s economic advisor.
Bloomberg decided that he needed some advice on job creation so he asked Obama’s economic advisor.
Bloomberg decided that he needed some advice on job creation so he asked Obama’s economic advisor.
Can’t be. This guy’s green. Obama’s economic advisors are all red.
“What’s wrong with you anyway? Most rich guys just try to bang young women!”
“What’s wrong with you anyway? Most rich guys just try to bang young women!”
Kermit: “You know, in this light you do look a bit like Napoleon.”
Bloomberg: “Look at the ass on that one.”
Kermit: “Hey, that’s my girlfriend!”
Bloomberg: “Don’t worry, I don’t eat pork.”
“So, whaddya say, can I count you in on this year’s fund drive?”
“Tell me again, what kind of pictures do you want me to get with Judge Tingling?”
Today’s colors: Red and green.
Having recently lost the Riddle Game with Bilbo, Gollum seeks to redeem himself with a frog.
“While you’re at it Mr. Mayor, can you ban the eating of frog legs as well?”
Neither one should be taxpayer-funded.
“Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Mayor. When I heard there was going to be a big pile of slime at the game, I asked to be placed next to it.”
All these captions say it like it is, hard to choose. My caption as follows:
Bloomberg must be smelling his dirty hands to see if he stinks, as Kermit tells him he smells a rat close by.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Kermit strains to understand Nanny Bloomie’s viewpoint, thinking that the Swedish Chef made much more sense.
Say, Kermit, have you ever tried fried frog’s le– er, um, oops!!