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My helmet? My thumb? My mustache? Doesn’t matter as long as you sit.
The new Wolrd Cup’s mascot, really defining that soccer is gay.
The French will never see us coming!
I thought Poland was first on the schedule?
Hey Ahmadinejad! WAY TO GO, BABY!!!
Zarqawi totgesagt!!
The new invisible Pils and Stein, perfect for any public occasion.
The last one I found I put on my helmet!
Ist das nicht dein Schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein Schnitzelbank!
This is not your father’s Sgt. Schultz.
“I’m Too Sexy For My Hat.”
“Say, you haven’t seen my propeller, have you?”
“It’s no surprise, but I know nothink, I hear nothink, I see no-think.”
Carrying break dancing to new level Hans said “When they score, I spin!”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel (pictured above) said Thursday that the death of al-Zarqawi one of the most wanted al-Qaida terrorists, was “good news.”
“New German Lunch Box For Busy People On The Run.”
Seconds later, the giant ball flattened the unsuspecting Gunther.
This caption contest is over, the first guy wins it.
“No More Schnapps For Pops.”
I know NOTHING, NOTHING!
Oddly, I don’t question his patriotism. He must be a bigot and a hatemonger.
“Woo-hoo! I’m blowing off the work week to watch the World Cup! 30 more free hours!”
“The gift bag is great. I especially liked the jock cup in the shape of the earth. Wanna see my World Cup?”
Fortunately, propriety prevented the inclusion of a third little “pointer.”
The stealthy return of Kaiser Wilhelm
“Get your jock cup off your head.”
If you can’t be an athelete, at least you can be an athletic supporter.
Germany’s threat of a “Fifth Reich” somehow carries less of a punch than the previous four…
But Col. Klink, I know nooothiing about football.
Youv’e seen big and bigger…shall I show you biggest?
Besides German flag inspired Kaiser-Style souvenir helmets, other items selling briskly at the 2006 World Cup are Snow Globes of bombed out London landmarks, World Cup 2006 commemorative beer steins with decorative Battle of the Marne scenes, and Iron Cross coaster sets.
Getting into the spirit of the World Cup, Trojan introduces their new line of hats with the ‘Reservoir End’.
Germany’s adoption of a variation of Kancho as a national pasttime, gave a new meaning to the European Union
“Hans, listen closely. I said I would enjoy ‘some soccer’, not ‘thumb sucker’.”
Giant Soccer Ball Runs Over Funny Looking European! Red Flag At Eleven!
Third times the charm, world domination by kicking it in the balls.
This kurt gesture implies he has no problem with helmut herr.
Habt bier??
Four out of five German soccer enthusiasts agree that killing Zarqawi was a most excellent piece of news.
I’m brainless and witless and every two years I get to prove it at the World Cup!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
“Kaiser-chic” is the name for the odd new fashion trend sweeping Germany.
German fans on the Siegfried line look forward to this months matches.
Das wiener.
Until now, I never appreciated a Mexican hat dance.
“Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!”
Unemployed since performing as a clown in the closing cermonies at Torino, this man is thrilled to be a part yet another European sports event.
George Galloway does his Sgt. Schulz imitation on the new Big Brother — World Cup Edition.
German dick-head with inflated balls.
Lady, pass Me a beer!