Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 3, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ did not feature any college protesters although the Pathetic-Run-Of-The-Trashcan-Knights was tempting. It also did not feature the Pathetic-Attention-Hoing-Combined-with-Campaigning of Mark Hamill.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “EV Peasy

(TheyTukRJobz) – “If Build Back Better was a race car…

2) (vern bachman) –

(McGeehee) – “Commander gets sent back to Delaware to live with Major.

3) (cathymv) – “Dog faced pony soldiers are on the move

(RadiCalMan) – “If we keep on following Corn Pop’s Green Agenda, this is what we all will be riding in 2030!

4)(914) – “Revealed – How Joe delivered classified documents to the Chinese.

(Codebanger) – “Bidens’ latest campaign stop showed the usual world-class planning.

5) (Retired military) – “The Biden administration is just one Dukakis tank helmet moment away from ….um. Never mind

(Par4Course) – “Someone is having a doggone good time.

6) (Blues Harper) – “Even Biden wants to hide his face on this one.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Didn’t Romney get in trouble for this?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Loserghini.

AND

(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s 106 miles to the Westminster Dog Show…we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and some kibble…it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses…HIT IT!!!

Best Kamala:

(Joe_Miller) – “So Kamala fits under the dashboard of that thing.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “What Krugman fails to mention is that inflation is cumulative.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Kenny Moore) – “Gromit gains ground on the floundering Biden clown car.

Best “Where’s Jackie”:

(McGeehee) – “I once beat Snoopy in a soap box derby race in the English countryside. No lie. My word as a Biden.

Best Hidden Gem:

(rodney dill) – “The only PETA approved transportation of the Intifada 2024 college protests.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “When you are a week late for the student protests

Most Inappropriate:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Floor it, here comes Kristi Noem.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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