HomeDumb CriminalsScissors beats paperScissors beats paper Jay Tea May 11, 2006 Dumb Criminals 5 CommentsThis story just rocks. Topsy Turvy Land on Turtle Bay Even More Great Economic News Related PostsThe Knuckleheads of the Day award Bad Rap Duo Are Even Worse KidnappersDumb criminals know no nationalitiesAbout The Author Jay Tea5 Comments Jeff Blogworthy May 11, 2006 Matt 12:29 how can anyone enter a strong man’s house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man ? Then he can rob his house. NIV epador May 11, 2006 I’ve been to Murfreesboro and I’ve lived in TN. Where a man gets more time fer killing yer hound than yer wife. DON’t mess with the Baptists and Evangelicals there. This robber was lucky the clerk was only packing a Fiskars and not a Semmerling. "Candy" May 11, 2006 Jay Tea – you KNEW I was gonna love this one!Incidentally – Tennessee is not the only place where the Baptists and Evangelicals are packing heat.Up here in Maine, I have admitted very recently to storming my own backyard sporting my husband’s boots and my nightgown and toting a loaded shotgun. That was the fateful night when an enormous black bear took out some of our beloved poultry.Beware of Christian Homeschool Moms holding down the fort! OregonMuse May 11, 2006 “Candy”: Yeah, but did you get the bear? Them bears can be mighty tasty… "Candy" May 11, 2006 I did not get the bear. I hope he has moved on to greener pastures.