Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Bush, right, speaks on stage as Mexican singer Graciela Beltran, left, exits after her performance during a ceremony celebrating the Mexican holiday, Cinco de Mayo, in the East Room of the White House, Thursday, May 4, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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