It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
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all these captions are winners! (even the duplicates…)
“My name is Jamal, and I approve this bitch slap.”
Four Little Debbies’!!! You little pirate, you only charged me three for that memo job, and let’s be honest kid, that wasn’t some of your best work.
Really, you’ve been in four Turkish prisons?
I know you told her 3 times the dog ate your homework Kenny, but if you can write your own after-action report, you’ll get those gold stars.
So, if that other guy gets elected, I’ll be drafted in three years?
“Holy crap… these things come in black?”
“I’m going to get my ass kicked in how many debates?”
DRUDGE BREAKING: John Kerry attempts to demonstrate his vocal and ethnic superiority as a presidential candidate by singing a comforting song to this young fellow.
Swing low sweet chariot, ….
Give this boy a Silver Star.
Sharing a lighthearted moment on the campaign trail, Veep hopeful John Edwards jokes that there are really three Americas.
You’re mommy was third in line at the sign up for Section 8 housing? That’s great, Dominic.
My wife made Fortune 400’s wealthiest family list once again this year. Whaddya think of them there apples, huh?
John Kerry is shown interviewing a future secret service agent. Cadet Dwayne Milhouse is willing to be cursed at three times while skiing or mountain biking with Senator Kerry.
Max Cleland tells John Kerry how many times he called Bill Burkett before obtaining forged documents…..
John Kerry meeting the grandson of General Giap in Paris last week, shows his facination with rap culture…..
Billy Donovan shows John Kerry the proper way to extend his hand when reaching out to American allies in the war on terror…..
“See, you keep all your fingers extended and shake hands. You’ve just been using your middle finger, mister!”
you wouldn’t have taken out Sadddam? bend over and let me bitch slap you…
previously to the boy next to him-
our daddy’s are in the national guard and here comes that jerk Kerry, I’ll get him to bend over and grab him by the hair and you kick the rich ass priveleged boy in the ass….
I see dead campaigns..
Good try, Mitchell. But the proper way to surrender is to extend both of your arms over your head a little bit higher. Trust me, I’ve had a lot of practice…..
Darius, listen I’m telling you this works. If you keep telling the teacher you were home sick, when you were at the Toys R Us 50 miles away, they have no way to prove you weren’t there. Trust me, I’ve told folks I’m where I am not for over 35 years…..
“That’s right, Bush has fucked up this country 4 years in a row. Very good, Johnny”
“Excellent salute, Bobby. You’ll make a terrific Naval officer someday.”
“Do YOU have any forged documents?”
Mister, if you hold the baseball this way, using these fingers, you should be able to get the ball across the plate next time at Fenway……
Once again, John Kerry’s national security adviser identifies and explains the Axis of Evil.
“I know who you are, you’re one of the Asses of Evil that teacher told us about.”
Even at this stage of the campaign, John Kerry is still trying to discredit the Botox treatment claim by demonstrating to everyone he meets that he can wrinkle his forehead.
You’ve got three favorite cap guns? My favorite gun is a Communist Chinese assualt rifle that reminds me of my time in Cambodia….
“Ooh… You’re right. I should have thrown my medals underhand with that nice flourish at the end. Flashy. Nice.”
“You gotta big BANANA NOSE, HA HA HA!”
You see HOW MANY furrows on my forehead?
Precocious phrenologist P Doody counts the number of years Dubya will continue be President in Kerry’s forehead.
Precocious phrenologist P Doody counts the number of years Dubya will continue to be President in Kerry’s forehead.
What a conicidence, my wife is an African-American too!
“Read between the lines, bitch.”
Very good Johnny…How’d you know how many votes I’ve been to on the Senate floor this year?
John Kerry, trying to prove he’ll be the second “black” president, visits a pre-school class in the inner city. Little Johnny has just shown the senator how old he was (4) and the senator responded in kind: “Forshizzle dogg? That be the shizzle on da grizzle!”
1. we are not on welfare.
2. tax cuts for the rich is bull , even i know the rich pay most of the taxes.
3. you can’t build a coalition past actors and rock stars and that won’t win the war on terror, at least that’s qhat I read on the blog, http://www.stungbythewasp.com.
now scram ans stop patronizing me..
So if I advocate a longer recess, do you think you can get your mommy to vote for me?
Whaddaya mean you like Bush? Son, let me explain something to you. As an African American, you need to understand that you have a special duty to support democrats. Do you think you got into this swanky private school based on merit? If it weren’t for the preferences I support, no blacks would succeed at anything. Bush is the racist for suggesting otherwise.
“The over-under on Botox comments for this contest was 4, Mr. Kerry. Now give me $100, and never take the over again.”
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.