Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 27, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ added to our run of 300+ comment threads. Are we resilient or what!!! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Excuse me, but the vending machine seems to be out of Hydroxychloroquine…”

(Wild_Willie) – “Joe Biden: “It’s 7:30, do you know what time it is?”

(rodney dill) – ““Now serving number 44.”
“I’ve got #52 right here.”
“We’re on 44, please take a seat.”

2) (Joe_Miller) – ““Do you know what time the flash mob starts?”

(Daniel Drummond) – ““Hello, I had a coma for 2 months and was just released, and I was hoping to get tickets to sporting event. Standing-room-only would be fine …”

(Porkopolis) – “Half Past The Apocalypse

3) (Kenny Moore) – “I’m sorry, earth is closed.

(RadiCalMan) – “Now, this is what I call social distancing!

(Paul Hooson) – “Not pictured here? John McCain…

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “Excuse, I am an evil genius, I tied a woman to the railroad tracks and have been waiting for over an hour. When is the next train due?

Some genius.

(Brian Brandt) – “Virus? What virus?

(Eric Steel) – “Man that traffic is a bitch!

5) (Par4Course) – “Biden: “Where am I and where do I want to go?”

(Vagabond661) – ““There was no toilet paper in the men’s room.”

(guido81_MA) – “In a Green New Deal trial run, a passenger buys a sleeper car ticket to Honolulu.

6) (Mike) – “Advance ticket sales for the new Hillary documentary were slower than expected.

(Retired military) – “The last SANE democrat “You all literally said ANY FUNCTIONAL ADULT and then you voted for Joe Biden??”

(cathymv) – “Who farted??

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “I’m here for the Biden rally…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RockThisTown) – “‘Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just glad to be within 6 feet of me?’

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I’m sorry sir, you are in the wrong terminal. This terminal is only for people who have less a chance of being president than Hillary.

Best Banter Weight:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Heh. And while I still breath, I suspect Santa Clara County. CA, is still voting “D” in my name despite my having officially notified them that I now reside and vote in GA.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Retired military) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get a ticket?”

“I don’t know but there is a 70ish year old guy in the bathroom calling himself Joe offering free tickets if you let him sniff your hair”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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