Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a rousing success. I mean how can you go wrong with French protesters and a view of the posterior? Of course the answer is that you can’t. An argument could be made for any the captions listed below (as well as a few not listed) being the “best.” Since this isn’t a democracy you’ll have to go with my judgement… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Riot policemen arrest a protester after a protest against the first job contract law, known as CPE, Tuesday, March 28, 2006 in Paris. Tens of thousands of protesters poured onto France's streets and striking workers hobbled transport services Tuesday, increasing pressure on embattled Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin to withdraw a contested new jobs contract for youths. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (radio free fred) – “The Original French Tickler

2) (Teflon93) – “New for 2006 — the Moonbat Battering Ram!

3) (plebe) – “How do you not understand?… I surrender!!!

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Honorable Mention

4) (Rick) – “If you grab ’em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow…

5) (Rodney Dill) – “Andrew Sullivan? Again?

6) (charles austin) – “Never let it be said that the Paris gendarmmes won’t give you the courtesy of a reacharound.

The Ultimate Insult Award goes to:

(Steve) – “What…the French aren’t used to being emasculated like this everyday?

Until next Friday…

Suffering from an irony deficiency
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  1. Rodney Dill April 3, 2006
  2. wavemaker April 3, 2006
  3. radio free fred April 3, 2006
  4. Tom Blogical April 3, 2006
  5. Kevin April 3, 2006