Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. It’s Oscar weekend, so this seemed like a natural… Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Jon Stewart, host of the 78th Academy Awards, left, talks to stage manager Gary Hood on the stage at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, Thursday, March 2, 2006, during a set visit in advance of Sunday's Oscars. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Winners will be announced Sunday, before I watch the Oscars.

Update: After an unintentional delay winners have been announced. Click the link to read the entry. The contest is now closed.

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