Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ went to the wild blue yonder, which for many people was an excuse to make John Kerry jokes. Those captions might have won in 2004, but this week they had about as much success as their namesake. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A member of 'Crusty Demons', a team of motorcycle riders from Australia, performs a stunt at a press preview in Bangalore, India, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005. 'Crusty Demons', who were originally formed in California, USA, and are known for pioneering the 'Freestyle Motocross', will be performing here on Dec. 10, 2005. (AP Photo/Gautam Singh)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Phil Smith) – Howard Dean: “The idea that you’re going to land that jump is just plain wrong. You should get off the bike right now.

2) (spacemonkey) – “Bubba, in his last moments, mused about the irony of how much more he owed on the bike relative to its resale value.

3) (GaijinBiker) – “See, honey, I told you this wouldn’t be so bad. …Honey?

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Honorable Mention

4) (Sean Gleeson) – “Despite the U.S. trade sanctions in place for 26 years, Iran still maintains a formidable air force.

5) (FreakyBoy) – “Moments later, he was thankful that his Mom told him about always wearing clean underwear.

6) (Faith+1) – “Damn, my last recorded words are going to be ‘hey y’all, watch this!’

The Truth In Advertising Award goes to:

(jmaster) – “Look Ma, no brains!

Until next Friday…

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  1. Hamish December 12, 2005
  2. Kevin Aylward December 12, 2005
  3. tacitblue December 12, 2005