Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ got a late start, but the entries were mouth watering good. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Courtney Chapman, a waitress dressed as a nurse at the Heart Attack Grill, holds up a triple bypass burger Friday, Dec. 1, 2006 in Tempe, Ariz. The waitresses at the restaurant, who wear minimal nurses attire, have angered a group of real Arizona nurses who say the servers demean their profession. (AP Photo/Matt York)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Adjustah) – “Here you go, Ms. O’Donnell…

2) (La Mano) – “Another appetizer, Senator Kennedy?

3) (Faith+1) – “The Transfats underworld is in full swing in NYC. Here we see a young ‘fat whore’ pushing her wares to our cameraman. ‘Go ahead, take a bite.’, she says. ‘The first one is free.’

Honorable Mention

4) (plebe) – “PETA Kryptonite

5) (914) – “Introducing the new ‘Bureaucrat Burger’ loaded with fat, pork, grease and earmarked for big spender’s…

6) (Baggi) – “Talk about mouth watering delicious!
That burger don’t look half bad either.

The Truth In Advertising Award goes to:

(timturk) – “One heart attack in sack, coming up.

Until next Friday…

Little things mean a lot
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