The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Seems little Johnny Depp is a victim again:


Hollywood star JOHNNY DEPP is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he’s considering abandoning his home in the country.

The FINDING NEVERLAND heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.

He has since divided time between the two continents – but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.

He says, “It’s insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.

“I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.

“Now it’s anything but. I don’t know how they’ll recover from this.”

Oh my gosh… There were riots in the same country with him. The horrors.

This guy should really come to New Orleans. He whining that he saw some riots on TV from his palatial french villa and we’re still finding bodies down here. If this is how he reacts to a few riots, he’d be calling suicide prevention if he lived down here. Reality sinks huh Johnny?

What a freaking self-absorbed idiot.

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