On Monday, August 22, 2005 (my late mother’s birthday, oddly enough), Markos “Screw ’em” Zuniga announced that he had a secret plan that would destroy the Democratic Leadership Conference. In two weeks, this valiant warrior vowed, he would “make them radioactive.”
By my calculations, that deadline was Monday, September 5. But that was Labor Day, so we’ll give him and extra day. Make that D-Day + 8.
Anyone in the DC area got a spare geiger counter to swing by the DLC? I”m curious for first-hand reports of the “smoking ruin” that Kos must have left in its place.
I’d hate to think that Kos was talking out of his ass yet again…
Update: Oh, crud. I forgot the link to Kos’ Declaration Of War. BTW, GREAT strategic thinking there… “DLC, in two weeks I will destroy you!”