Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a monument to quality captioning. Honestly, I’ve got a list of 6 more entries that I could have subbed into the listings below, so if your entry wasn’t selected comfort yourself by believing that it was in that other list of 6… Here are the winning entries for this picture:

1) (jmaster) – “Seconds after being sworn into office, President Hillary Clinton pulls off her moderate’s mask, laughs a deep, evil laugh, and orders all monuments to male oppression be destroyed.“

2) (The WASP) – Brian Williams: “Andrea here we have park employees working on monuments to Americas founding terrorists.“
Andrea Mitchell: “Indeed Brian…“

3) (Right of Center) – “Shortly after rendering their decision in the Kelo v. New London case, Supreme Court Justices Stevens, Ginsburg and Bryer, in an impressive display of both agility and consistency, begin to cut off Jefferson’s nose to spite his face. Justices Kennedy and Souter (not pictured) shout encouragement from below.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (bullwinkle) – “Ever since Howard Dean was elected DNC chairman the crews have to come every day to wipe the tears from Jefferson’s eyes. The same crew also tries to wipe the smiles off the other three faces but it’s no use.“

5) (Rodney Dill) – DRUDGEBREAKING: “Today most Americans take the freedoms established by our forefathers for granite.“

6) (Rance) – “Hell, this one’s easy. Wait ’til you have to wax the eyebrows over on Roosevelt.“

Until next Friday…