Yesterday, on the radio, I heard the reports of the swearing-in of Alberto Gonzales as the United States Attorney General. In his praise for Mr. Gonzales, though, Bush dropped a whopper.
He described Mr. Gonzales as “a son of humble Texas.”
I’ve known a few Texans. Hell, my best friend married a Texan. You can call them many things, but I’ve yet to meet — or even hear of — a “humble” Texan. It’s a completely foreign concept to them.
I call for an immediate investigation and possible impeachment.