Bush lied!

Yesterday, on the radio, I heard the reports of the swearing-in of Alberto Gonzales as the United States Attorney General. In his praise for Mr. Gonzales, though, Bush dropped a whopper.

He described Mr. Gonzales as “a son of humble Texas.”

I’ve known a few Texans. Hell, my best friend married a Texan. You can call them many things, but I’ve yet to meet — or even hear of — a “humble” Texan. It’s a completely foreign concept to them.

I call for an immediate investigation and possible impeachment.

J.

Save the slap shot!
Really Good News

17 Comments

  1. George February 15, 2005
  2. bullwinkle February 15, 2005
  3. Boyd February 15, 2005
  4. Rightwingsparkle February 15, 2005
  5. King of Fools February 15, 2005
  6. DeWaun February 15, 2005
  7. FloridaOyster February 15, 2005
  8. Random Numbers February 15, 2005
  9. Cletus February 15, 2005
  10. Karl Maher February 15, 2005
  11. Jeff Medcalf February 15, 2005
  12. Big Bang Hunter February 15, 2005
  13. KBiel February 15, 2005
  14. Henry February 15, 2005
  15. Uncle Mikey February 15, 2005
  16. mcg February 15, 2005
  17. Rob February 15, 2005