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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

January 6, 2005 Weekend Caption Contest 10 Comments

Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had all the makings of a classic, and your captions did not disappoint. Only I was able to truly provide disappointment to the contestants by failing to meet my deadline and declare winners. Now that my week from hell is over (a long story I won’t bore you with) I’ve got your winners right here…

Here are the winning entries for this picture:

The redesigned shuttle fuel tank is transported to a barge in New Orleans, Friday morning Dec. 31, 2004. The redesigned fuel tank, a massive vessel that supplies propellant for the launch of the space shuttle, is beginning a barge trip across the Gulf of Mexico to the launch site on Florida's east coast. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Damn, Dick Cheney is such a show off.“

2) (OneDrummer) – “Michael Moore’s suppository is readied for delivery.“

3) (Teflon93) – “So I asked my doctor about Viagra….“

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Honorable Mention

4) (McGehee) – “After masterminding Bush’s successful 2004 re-election bid, Karl Rove is understandably proud of himself.“

5) (Daniel) – “After another change in size, we are forced to ask the eternal question once more: Just how big are Brittney Spears’ boobs? Really?“

6) (bullwinkle) – “Your new vibrator is here, Ms. Hilton!“

Until next Friday tomorrow…

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10 Comments

  1. OneDrummer January 7, 2005

    Congrats, Rodney… I did howl at that one.

    There was magic there with McGehee for about 10 minutes, but I won’t be able to post tomorrow without hearing the banjos….

  2. bullwinkle January 7, 2005

    Dang it, I knew I should have gone with “your new buttplug, Wonkette”!

  3. epador January 7, 2005

    One, perhaps u should rename urself OneStrummer?

  4. OneDrummer January 7, 2005

    Hey bullwinkle,

    Let’s see… a suppository for Michael Moore, or a buttplug for wonkette… hmm, aren’t they just one and the same?? Heh.

  5. bullwinkle January 7, 2005

    Close, but the same would be Wonkette AND a buttplug for Michael Moore.

  6. Rodney Dill January 7, 2005

    Thank you, thank you, just “inched” this one out, I think.

  7. M. Kyle January 7, 2005

    What? I figured there was going to be some sort of “Tara Reid Nipple Scar” joke.

  8. julie January 7, 2005

    It’s back! Isn’t there a Woody Allen film where a giant breast chases him around the countryside? That’s how I’m starting to feel.

  9. OneDrummer January 7, 2005

    Kyle – try this one…

    Tara Reid undergoes yet another breast augmentation surgery this week.

  10. Marty January 9, 2005

    Would you cool it with the wardrobe malfunctions, Ms. Jackson? We’ve already seen it enough.