Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had all the makings of a classic, and your captions did not disappoint. Only I was able to truly provide disappointment to the contestants by failing to meet my deadline and declare winners. Now that my week from hell is over (a long story I won’t bore you with) I’ve got your winners right here…

Here are the winning entries for this picture:

The redesigned shuttle fuel tank is transported to a barge in New Orleans, Friday morning Dec. 31, 2004. The redesigned fuel tank, a massive vessel that supplies propellant for the launch of the space shuttle, is beginning a barge trip across the Gulf of Mexico to the launch site on Florida's east coast. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Damn, Dick Cheney is such a show off.

2) (OneDrummer) – “Michael Moore’s suppository is readied for delivery.

3) (Teflon93) – “So I asked my doctor about Viagra….

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Honorable Mention

4) (McGehee) – “After masterminding Bush’s successful 2004 re-election bid, Karl Rove is understandably proud of himself.

5) (Daniel) – “After another change in size, we are forced to ask the eternal question once more: Just how big are Brittney Spears’ boobs? Really?

6) (bullwinkle) – “Your new vibrator is here, Ms. Hilton!

Until next Friday tomorrow…

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