When The Pedro Circus Comes To Town

Pedro Martinez, formerly of the world champion Boston Red Sox, is now a New York Met. He visited Shea Stadium the other day, minus his alleged best friend, 28-inch midget Nelson de la Rosa. Proving the eccentric Pedro and the New York media are meant for each other, the New York Post sent a midget to cover the press conference and photo op.

Semi-related: Rentamidget.com

Hailey Apologizes
Winning the hearts and mines


  1. Mark December 17, 2004
  2. sortapundit December 17, 2004