Pedro Martinez, formerly of the world champion Boston Red Sox, is now a New York Met. He visited Shea Stadium the other day, minus his alleged best friend, 28-inch midget Nelson de la Rosa. Proving the eccentric Pedro and the New York media are meant for each other, the New York Post sent a midget to cover the press conference and photo op.
Semi-related: Rentamidget.com
Rentamidget.com? Further proof there is a God.
Mets? They’re small time.