It’s was almost a very merry, and munchy, Christmas for these Brazilian school children…
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) – Santa Claus brought an unusual gift for some Rio schoolchildren this holiday season — a bag of marijuana.
Police in the Brazilian capital said two teenagers were spotted selling Santa dolls at the entrance of a municipal school next to a slum not far from the city center.
The dolls opened up like Easter eggs, each containing sweets and a small plastic bag of marijuana.While that may be humorous, this elf molesting Bad Santa is not…

Geez – Forest City had to wait until the molesting happened before they decided to conduct background checks on people who they hired to do Santa? Idiots.
This one’s not so good either, I thnk.
“Sure, I’ll be happy to ring this bell for charity, but first I need a little pot!”
/hat tip to the Beverly Hillbillies