Where is Jay today? I’m the only one blogging today.
Here are some stories you may have missed.
Littering South Florida Style– A man being pursued by police starts throwing bullets out his car window.
Pro golfer charged with killing hawk– Tripp Isenhour had to make 10 swings before successfully commiting the fowl act. No mention is made of what club Isenhour was using.
Mare finds room up inside to take series final– Harnessracing.com used this headline to describe a recent race. I had a totally different picture in mind involving horses of the opposite gender…..
Men who do housework may get more sex– I do the laundry at home. You’ll have to ask my wife Leonita if the headline is true……
Politicians in Illinois want to ban small plastic bags because they’re used by drug dealers– The war on drugs has truly gone insane. What’s next, baby powder will have to be bought at the Pharmacy counter because it can be used with crack?
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is pregnant with her 5th child– Her previous four are named Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper. Are ridiculous names for your children a disqualification when being considered for Vice-President? Talk about bad judgment.
Last but not least we have two South Florida media outlets with different takes on the same story. They are-
These headlines make me seasick. Where’s the dramamine?