This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that while the passions of the elections may have died down, a good gag never goes out of style.
Here are the winning captions for following photo:
1) (Norm) – “Where is customer service? I need to return some biking shorts, a wet suit and a camouflage jacket and hat…“
2) (Sean) – “I’m sorry, Senator, but Mr. Soros has closed your account.“
3) (tony) – “Has anyone seen my wife? Short little woman, hair like a bird’s nest? She’s two aisles over? Good. Here’s $100. You never saw me here.“
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I can’t believe I made the list.
I accessed the comments panel with plans to write, “I never win these caption contests but I agree this week with the winning selections” and then I noticed my name on the runners-up area (thanks!)…
I still can’t believe it (thanks, again!). So many contests never conquered, I now just enter the things just because they’re there, and wow, thanks. I sure needed the encouragement this morning.
I agree with the top three winners, but No. 02 by Sean is the best, to my read.
All good selections, I though Aaron’s would do better, but Norm’s is pretty good.
My. Worst. Ever.