This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Sloppy Joe makes King Charles look slick.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – ““It’s good to be the King!””
(Mary Gehman) – ““Does that thing take C or D batteries…???””
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Beautiful plumage!”
(Rick Adams) – ““Why should Kim Jong-un have all the fun?””
3) (EricSteel) – “And I told him, you’re no son of mine, you ginger bastard.”
(Mike) – “We used to take Harry on snipe hunts. I think that’s where the expression “Left holding the bag” comes from!”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “The King and us!”
(guido81_MA) – “Pardon my wretched breath, the assistant who puts the royal paste on my royal toothbrush called in sick today.”
5) (Joe_Miller) – ““Who holds the record for sleeping with Chinese spies? Swalwell? Game on!””
(Blues Harper) – “Celebrating not being Biden.”
6) (retired military) – “Charles ” How do you get Biden to shoot down a Chinese Spy balloon over Montana?”
Woman “I dont know”
Charles “Put a pro life sticker on it.””
(Kenny Moore) – “Sure you can float a spy balloon over England, but I want the same money Hunter got.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor21) – ““I certainly will welcome Harry and Megahn to the coronation. I have a nice suite in the Tower prepared for them.”” (Thank you!)
Best Kamala:
(Tom Morrow) – ““Yes, I am the answer to ‘who do you have to blow’ questions.””
Best Fetterman:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…I wonder if the lump on Fetterman’s neck is the testicles that go with that thing…””
Best Banter Weight:
(retired military) – “Yes. I got the coveted Double EW. I still got it. Thanks for making my
Friday”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(ulley) – “Breaking news=King Charles amongst survivors of shot down Chinese spy balloon.”
Best “Where’s Jackie?”:
(RockThisTown) – ““So, I have this friend who wants some Chinese blow-up balloons that look like you two. He has fun shooting them down . . . but only after he sniffs them.”“”
AND
(KaptainKrude) – ““So then I said, “Joe”, I says, “Joe, the best thing you can do to show respect to Kamala is to kneel right in front of her.” “But”, he says, “what if she takes offense to it?” “Why, Joe,” I says, “Why Joe, that’s the easiest thing in the world. Just tell her you’re overcome with emotion as to how awesome she is!” And would you believe it? That idiot actually swallowed it… Ha! Swallowed it! Got him confused with Kamala, eh wot wot?””
Yeah, our allies would never laugh at us.
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(Brian Brandt) – ““. . . and then they set this huge iguana down right in front of me! I was gobsmacked!””
Most Inappropriate:
More like who DIDN’T win this.
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
