It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
President Obama tries singing “Let’s Stay Together” one more time.
Gov. Brewer tells the (P)resident that if he doesn’t take his hand off her the SS isn’t going to be fast enough to prevent her from decking him.
After Obama failed to produce his birth certificate Brewer stabbed him in the chest with her finger and said “”If you don’t apologize to me I’ll bitch slap you right now you thin skinned arrogant prick.”
Stupid is as an empty suit does!!
Don’t try that ‘red power tie’ crap with me, do your job and secure the $#&@ borders!
Watch it fella. We enforce immigration laws in this state!
♪…I’m a little tea-partier short and stout; fuck me over and hear me shout…♪
Who gives a rat’s ass about green jobs? I wanna see your Green Card!
The governor of Arizona discusses with Obama the president’s plans to end nuclear proliferation dubbed “Faster and more furious”.
John H,
Letting Nukes walk to where you loose track of em… but, it’ll be OK… cause you can pick-up the trail again and work backwards from the crime scenes. What could go wrong?
+3 for nailing pure progressive evil, insanity, and wickedness.
“I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah!
Holy shit!
Where’s the Tylenol?”
Clark Griswold
I have that as a ring tone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afbLb8A6oSE
Now send it to http://www.listentoyoutube.com to create an MP3 and use audicity software to trim it.
Hands off the merchandise Mr. Whipple!
“In the immortal words of Dick Cheney, ‘F*** You.'”
Look…. Here in Arizona we have laws against people like you.
See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist, you better run.
The Governor of Arizona had no idea that Obama had already signed the National Defense Authorization Act or she wouldn’t have been so uppity.
Brewer: “Mister, you want fast and furious? Then you’ll get it . . . from the voters in November!”
“And stop looking down my blouse!”
finger: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
mene mene tekel upharsin
The finger up the nose is the prelude to a knee to the crotch!
Watch that right hand, Buddy! You touch me again and I’ll charge you with asexual assault!
Stop me if you’ve this one. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
Brewer “My eyes are up here. Stop staring at my tits”
Brewer “pull my finger”
Obama “If you are giong to continue to talk to me like Michelle than you need to grow a bigger ass”
Obama tries to bow to yet another leader who is smarter than he is.
Brewer – “so you sell guns to drug cartels so you can arrest them for breaking the law. Are you going to sell nukes to terrorists so that the UN can sanction them?”
Brewer “Are you going to answer my question or not”
Obama “I will be glad to. Just as soon as Soros tells me what to say”
I have more executive and leadership experience in this one finger than you have in your whole life.
I’m pointing to the rain cloud over your head, Barry O… I think someone up there is about to wee-wee on you parade!. Want to ride with me so you don’t need your 22 vehicle gas-guzzling convoy?
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Illegals welcome”?
Get back on the plane get your sorry butt out of my state and don’t come back until you can do your g*dd*mn*d job!
Gov. Brewer – Wrong, Wrong, Wrong . . . Wrong damned finger.
Too bad you didn’t get this one posted right away… It would’ve gotten a lot more likes. Excellent Caption.
Hey, hands off!! Who do you think you are? Herman Cain?
“I want to see your papers too!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.