Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was replete with excellent entries – you should all be proud! I know many of you have the DT’s from the constant caption contest images of Kerry floating around in your head, but not to fear he’ll probably turn up again – someday.

Here are the winning captions for following photo:

Professional Santa Claus performers attend a training day at the 'Ministry of Fun's Santa School' at Southwark Cathedral in London, November 1, 2004. The 'Ministry of Fun,' which provides Santa Claus performers for Christmas grottos, hosted the event for 35 Santas on Monday, with the aim of highlighting and turning around what they claim is a decline in demand for their services during the festive period. REUTERS/Toby Melville

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Ok then, do all the Santa’s have the address of their assigned party? Wait a minute. Ok, where is the special order Santa for 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY?

2) (Jeff) – “Yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus.

3) (Jennifer) – “Christmas on MSNBC – Singing Pundits from left to right: Keith Olbermann, Larry O’Donnell, Joe Scarburough, RON REAGAN, Joe Trippi and Chris Matthews.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Laurence Simon) – “Andy Dick loses yet another bet with Tom Green.

5) (Jinx McHue) – “Nothing says “Merry Christmas, boys and girls!” like stiletto heels.

6) (Michael Seifert) – “There was the briefest stunned silence when the newest Santa asked if the experienced men could give her ‘lap sitting lessons’. . . chaos ensued shortly after.

Until next Friday…

Enough of this secession talk.
Keith Olbermann warns against conspiracy theories (no, really)

9 Comments

  1. Rodney Dill November 15, 2004
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