This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was more like it! Over 400 entries but three winners per place is my max. Don’t blame me; blame the Russians. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve troopers trooping”
(cathymv) – “Putin on the Siths!!”
(fustian24) – “Biden saw them and asked why all the Trekkies were in town.”
2) (Rick Adams) – “So much for a smooth transition…”
(Mary Gehman) – ““…well, everything else was in the laundry…””
(rodney dill) – “The Electoral College is going to great lengths this year to protect their persons and privacy.”
3) (Brian Brandt) – “PSSST! Trooper Smith! Your fly is un-riveted!”
(guido81_MA) – “Not my emperor! Not my emperor! Not my emperor!….”
(Vagabond661) – “The NFL revealed their latest Thursday Night Football uniform.”
4) (Restless Legs) – “In case Michelle does not leave willingly.”
(Walter_Cronanty) – “Similar sight on December 19 at every red state capitol as “Celebrities” welcome Republican electors.”
(DJD60_TX) – “In a daring assault on popular culture, all of Trump’s appointees are wearing white after Labor Day!”
5) (Steven Modica) – “Due to safe space overflow, we had to call in reinforcements.”
(914) – “Baracks global warming task force are pissed that hillary failed them, again!”
(Mike) – “‘Equal opportunity’ my arse! There’s not a Wookiee or an Ewok among them!”
6) (Scorpion) – “Due to the unrest among the Secret Service concerning Hillary assignments, President Trump unveils her personal drone security detail.”
(Porkopolis) – “Far, far removed from Sir Robert Peel’s original vision, British Bobbies prepare to take on a ‘No-Go Zone’.”
(David Robertson) – “Before leaving the Oval Office, Obama executes Order 66.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – “I see California is getting even crazier with their laws about wearing protection when filming porn flicks.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Joe_Miller) – “If they never hit what they aim at, where will the next generation of storm troopers come from?”
(Paul Hooson) – “How come the new STAR WARS is only playing in theaters?
Because no one attending knows a girl to bring to a drive-in…”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
