This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features cost cutting, which seems to somehow be a crime against humanity these days.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Paul Hooson) – “Um, teaching the boy the fine art of, “Grab ’em by the pussy?.”
(rodney dill) –
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(Par4Course) – “Elon explains why he has so many children.”
2) (ulley) – “Breaking News=Elon finds the presidents invisible Halo.”
3) (Porkopolis) – “X-communication of waste, fraud and abuse.”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Here’s Musk describing his new book “The Art of the DOGE”!”
5) (vern bachman) –
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6) (Joe_Miller) – ““When I’m finished, the entire federal government will fit in a box this big.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Retired military) – “Fixed it for you”
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(sarahconnor21) – ““She has huge…tracts of land.””
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(RockThisTown) – “New TV series: DJ and the Bear
Storyline: the President and his sidekick Elon “Bear” Musk travel DC and & root out corruption, meeting resistance & dastardly villains along the way. Adventures and fun for the whole family!”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “most peopel are like… poor gene hackman, he will be missed….. but the dog too!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(McGeehee) – ““So I grabbed Nadler around the throat, and…””
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(Rodney Graves) – “Behold the Gothic Dark Maga accolyte and his MAGA master. Not pictured, Elon’s Horde of DOGE Weaponized Autists.”
Best DOGE:
(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s a DOGE eat DOGE world and you are all wearing Milk-Bone underwear…””
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(rodney dill) – “Elon: “See… I made all the budgies I was holding disappear.”
Trump: “Great show… Where did they go?”
Elon: “Doesn’t matter. Let’s just hope Hillary opens her refrigerator soon.””
Most Inappropriate:
(Rick Adams) – “Okay, this discussion of shoe size is getting into a weird area…”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
