Kerry was on Regis this morning (the TiVo was still on CBS from last night before you mock me) and he bragged about taking money from small children to run his campaign.
First, he told the story of an 8 year old boy selling buttons for Kerry who made $385 and donated it to the campaign.
Then he told the ‘heart-warming’ tale of a 6 year old who spent the summer “out in the street” selling bracelets for John Kerry. He supposedly brought Kerry a tupperware container with $685 in it.
Rather than Kerry telling the child to put the money away for his education, like any good liberal, Kerry took the kids’ money! The real story here is not that 6 years olds know a good candidate when they see one. The story is that these children (if they exist which is doubtful) have freaks for parents.
They’re using their children to raise money for John Kerry when a 6 year old doesn’t really even know what a President is much less that Kerry might be a good one. Rather than the 6 year old spending his summer playing and enjoying being a kid, he has to sweat “out in the street” for his parents’ slavish ideology.
This reminds me of the “Clinton Bake Sales” where Bill Clinton encouraged children to have bake sales at school and send all the money to the federal government.
Nothing like teaching the kids socialism early eh?
By now dozens, if not hundreds, of liberals are frantically googling trying to see if Bush ever took money from children. LOL