Coincidence? I think not…

Fact #1: In the year 2000, the South almost completely voted in favor of President Bush over Vice-President Gore.

Fact #2: So far, it looks like most of the South will vote for President Bush again.

Fact #3: Florida was THE key to President Bush’s victory.

Fact #4: Both nominees from the Democratic party this time around are named “John.”

Fact #5: The Russian version of the name “John” is “Ivan.”

Does anyone else get suspicious when it turns out a hurricane named “Ivan” appears to be hell-bent on severely punishing the South? I think it’s time for a bipartisan commission to investigate this…


Be careful what you wish for...
Hizzoner's Back


  1. JP September 15, 2004
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