This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ welcomes in some new categories and the return of a category by popular demand.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride”
(rodney dill) – “Weekend at Bernies”
2) (Porkopolis) – “Socialist Distancing”
(RadiCalMan) – “Bernie is channeling what it was like being banished to Siberia in the old days of the CCCP peoples paradise!”
3) (McGeehee) – ““This is no way to treat the vanguard of the frickin’ proletariat, dagnabbit!””
(EricSteel) – “Not a quote, just a question. Why do I suddenly smell mothballs?”
4)(patriciamcc) – “I’m cold. I’m pissed & I can’t believe this senile moron is up there and not me. He’s going to inadvertently reveal our plan for the communist takeover and blow the whole thing.”
(Yooper) – “Typical, they said they’d bring me in from the cold.”
5) (RockThisTown) – “Bernie’s mad he isn’t watching it at 1 of his 3 warm houses.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He sat there at inauguration, hating the rubes.”
6) (Par4Course) – “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”
(ulley) – ““Once a tennis line judge always a tennis line judge.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Run for President they said. It’ll be fun they said.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Joe_Miller) – “The sound you hear is not a whoopee cushion.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(fustian24) – “It’s a hoot that they’re pretending that it was so difficult keeping the crowd small.
I’m surprised they managed almost a 100 people!”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “This is a picture from the WH. That means you wont find Hillary in it.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “No mittens, no admittance?”
(Paul Hooson) – “No Country For Grumpy Old Men Who Ask, “Who Do I Have To Blow”?”
Best “I don’t know what’s going on here but…”:
(Rick Adams) – “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photograph, but Biden is my president, and it sucks.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.