It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“President Barack Hussein Obama struggles to recall which country – exactly – he’s the president of.
In vain.”
Now let me see if I can find Kenya on the map…
See, I told you it was flat!
Obama says his daily prayers facing Mecca.
I thought the earth was blue?
Just like chimps in the zoo would, Barry had trouble comprehending what he was looking at.
Lost and afraid to ask for directions, Obama studies an unfamiliar map.
President Obama instinctively begins to sing while looking at his new map.
“Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do…
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…”
Monopoly for despots.
“This’ll really polish my foreign policy creds.”
One of the American chickens coming home to roost.
How do I switch this thing to MSNBC?
Where in the world is Matt Lauer? It’s his turn to kiss my a$$ this week!
B.O.- Here, let me show you. My brother George lives riiiiight here…
Obama practices squatting for dinner in anticipation of a state visit to North Vietnam where he will apologize for the Vietnam War.
“If we put this on a turntable, then the world would truly revolve around me.”
“If I could just find Constantinople I could make a speech there apologizing to the Persians for American involvement in the Roman empire. Those Romans would never have had slaves either if it hadn’t been for America.”
“Suckers!”
I’m not sure whether my next office should be in Brussels, or in Mecca … maybe Medina.
I know, Jerusalem would be perfect!
There’s Hawaii, there’s Kenya.
hmmmm.. If I squint, they look just the same… hee heee
Waldo? Hey, Waldo, where are you?
I know Iran is on here somewhere.
“Obama takes us all with down His road map to Hell!!”
Edit for #14:
High Risk: The Barack Obama Edition – The Game of World Domination where there are no armies and the rules of the game consist of negotiations or strongly worded letters of condemnation.
“Well what does this say about North Korea? …Here there be dragons…Hmmm, well that can’t be good.”
The Game Of Risk
Squatters rights do not apply.
“There’s 50 states…. now what were the other states Joe told me to look for?…. Oh Yeah, Despair, Confusion, Disarray, Hopelessness, Incompentence, Stupor and Ignorance.”
Sorry, I just can’t see a 3-D bunny.
Hmmm. I can’t find West Xylophone anywhere…
Boy, do I miss my African Muslim homeland!
I swore I would take a crap in the middle of the Oval Office, and by Allah, I’m going to do it!
“Uh… shoon’t my name be listed under LEGEND?”
While staring at the map of Iran the President screams, “MADNESS? This is Obama.”
Obama demonstrates once again that he can’t find his ass with both hands… and his ass.
“I can’t find a fire swamp… so I guess ROUS don’t really exist.”
“Today, the US
Tomorrow, Die Welt!!”
Clinton left a stain here too?
He stoops to conquer.
“I did it honey!!!!! My dart landed right on the mount of olives!”
“…The same thing we do every night, Pinky…”
Theres a bad moon on the rise.
Great Seal ” I see You on the darkside of the Moon.”
Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don’t pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us.
Well I’ll be darned, Joe Biden was right! There actually IS a country called Rand McNally.
Okay…where is the US again…
I dunno, I keep getting 57?
“Ok, now what countries are on the other side?”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.