This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tended toward the “touchy feely” as evidenced in the “trying to hard to be buddies” photo ops between John Kerry and his new vice presidential running mate John Edwards. Even the return of Rodney Dill (from parts unknown) was not enough to pass up Bill’s masterpiece. Bill, you had me at “my Lord John” …
Here are the winning captions for following photo:
1) (Bill from INDC) – “And I have a vision for America that’s … that’s … oh my … my Lord John … your lips … they’re like luscious, dew-dappled strawberries …“
2) (Rodney Dill) – “Just one thing I gotta tell ya. That short Secret Service Agent, he pushes.“
3) (Rob) – “Seriously dude, high-five on the touchy-feely thing. We’ve got the gay vote locked down.“
Bonus mutlimedia pick – (SarahW) Night and Daaaaaay, you are the one…
Until next Friday…
Come on, man! What’s funnier than titty twisters? Honestly. I was robbed, I tell ya.
I always like my own captions, of course 😉
But, I can’t argue with Bill from INDC winning, his caption is very funny.
The one about the SEcret Service doesn’t make any sense. I can’t believe that beat out any reference to zippers, hands under the desk, etc. I’ll give you the first one, simply because of the use of the term “dew-dappled.” However, the third one is the weakest “touchy-feely” reference out of all the submissions. Overall, a very weak top three. Whoever makes these decisions might be retarded.
I knew that “dew-dappled” was they key!
Johnnie’s backyard treehouse was obviously the best. I think the judge was bought off. Bill was selected, not elected! Count every vote!
CHADS. Goddamned dirty CHADS.