What the hell is with all the clowns in the news? I’m not talking Bush or Kerry either, but real clowns…
Spanky The Clown arrested on child porn charges
Clown shortage is no jokeFear of clowns is called coulrophobia, which coincidentally is the name of the blog at ihateclowns.net.
Don’t forget these recent clown-related stories:
God Hates Clowns!
N.Y.C. to Open High School for Clowns
Santorum Takes Aim At Killer Clowns
Ronald McDonald Speaks Out In Support of Santorum
The burning question, Fritz, is whether it’s the REAL Bozo the Clown who spoke in support of Clown Rights in the link about Santorum’s legislation . . .
Of course, it’s obvious that Ronald McDonald is in on the “Clown Conspiracy” because of his restaurant’s role in making so many children obese . . . fattening them up, one assumes.