Cash strapped liberal radio network “Air America” announced today that is was going to start selling “Air America” thongs in an effort to appease its creditors.
Making the announcement on the last radio station still airing the failing network’s broadcast, liberal host Al Franken invoked the memory of the last time liberals were relevant in this country.
In a Karaoke performance of a classic 1960’s “Country Joe and the Fish” song, Franken bellowed, “Be the first one on your block to help a commie with your twat.”
I can hear it now
Well, it’s 1-2-3 what are we campaigning for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn…
Kerry went to Vietnam.
Well it’s 5-6-7 open up the pearly gates
Whoopee! This station’s gonna die.
Be the first one on your block to help a commie with your twat
At one point I had a blogoSFERICS thong for sale. Nobody bought one. Maybe I should have claimed they’d been worn by one of the Olsen twins.
With the present size of the Olsen twins you could have claimed it was worn by both.
DOWN! CAMPERS!
even if it’s fun to pile on…
It might not be them selling it.
(probably is, but i never totally trust Drudge)
and I’ve been watching these monkeys
Do they come in a “used” version?
Yes!… I’ll take fifty!
My name is B.clinton and I’ll take a dozen for my wife Hillary.
Ah, CafePress. Any intelligent AA listener who wants one of these would notice that it’s from CP and not buy it.
Yes, I realize the mutual exclusivity of the phrases “intelligent” and “AA listener”.