And in other news today…

Cash strapped liberal radio network “Air America” announced today that is was going to start selling “Air America” thongs in an effort to appease its creditors.


Making the announcement on the last radio station still airing the failing network’s broadcast, liberal host Al Franken invoked the memory of the last time liberals were relevant in this country.

In a Karaoke performance of a classic 1960’s “Country Joe and the Fish” song, Franken bellowed, “Be the first one on your block to help a commie with your twat.”

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