Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was as topical as could be. The winning captions for this picture:

1) (Laurence Simon) – “… and this is when I’m getting raped by a guard with a broom handle. Although, in a pinch, a mop handle will do.

2) (Feste) – “Prior to sentencing Martha addresses her staff: ‘…and this is the date I’ll return from prison, and let me tell you; scores will be settled.’

3) (Val Prieto) – “Marthe Stewart, ever the organizer, prepares for her correctional sojourn by developing her “I’m Your Bitch” monthly calendar. Fellow convicts will take daily turns for ‘Tea with Martha.’

Until Friday…

Shouted Down
Last Plea For Votes


  1. Burnt Fuse March 8, 2004
  2. Dr. Schloktopus March 8, 2004
  3. David D March 8, 2004
  4. Laurence Simon March 8, 2004
  5. Jay Tea March 9, 2004