This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was as topical as could be. The winning captions for this picture:
1) (Laurence Simon) – “… and this is when I’m getting raped by a guard with a broom handle. Although, in a pinch, a mop handle will do.“
2) (Feste) – “Prior to sentencing Martha addresses her staff: ‘…and this is the date I’ll return from prison, and let me tell you; scores will be settled.’“
3) (Val Prieto) – “Marthe Stewart, ever the organizer, prepares for her correctional sojourn by developing her “I’m Your Bitch” monthly calendar. Fellow convicts will take daily turns for ‘Tea with Martha.’“
Until Friday…
Wow, she’s a lot skinnier in that pic.
I’d do her.. but that’s only cause I find power, money, insider trading, and unobtainable decorating standards sexy.
Gee, I had never realized that rape was funny.
David D.-
Not only =can= it be funny, but I’m just the man to find the rare circumstance under which it can be funny.
I swore to sit this one out, but I’ve been holding back this followup to Lair’s since I first saw it:
“And remember: a good varnish will not only bring out the handle’s natural luster, it will also help avoid those awkward-to-explain splinters.”
J.