Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners September 16, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was YUGE and made me imagine what it would be like to have a president who can actually laugh at himself. We had close to 400 entries so we have TRIPLE winners! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “The funny thing is that after Obama, this is more dignified.

(rodney dill) – “
Soft kitty, Warm kitty
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr purr.

(Bird666) – “This race is now between the tortoise and the hair.

2) (LiberalNightmare) – “Donald Trump smiles as yet another TV host falls for the old “Giant Venus Fly Trap That Looks Like Hair” trick

(Joe_Miller) – “He’ll have toupe for that.

(Mary Gehman) – “In The News…Fallon plays ‘hair guitar’…

3) (Rick Adams) – “But can he open a pickle jar?

(Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “Trump proves that real blondes really do have more fun!

(Eric Steel) – “Ch-ch-ch-Chia!

4) (Scorpion) “That’s the only way I’ll let YOU take my temperature.

(Porkopolis) – “Now THAT’S Deplorable!

(Retired military) – “Fallon “So how goes the presidential race?”
Trump “I’m hairly ahead”

5) (RadiCalMan) – “If you rub hard enough, I’ll turn into the great Don Genie and grant you three wishes!

(guido81_MA) – “Touch my monkey, Jimmy Fallon.

(Vagabond661) – “Trump: “Do you know what Chico wanted to rub?”

6) (Olsoljer) – “You do have more real hair than Hillary!

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Yes, Jimmy, if you pet ALF enough, he might talk to us.

(Paul Hooson) – “Magic Carpet Ride?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RestlessLegs) – “For his next trick, he will roll over on immigration.

Honorable Mention(s):

(David Robertson) – “When you can’t get blessed by the Pope, then getting blessed by Jimmy Fallon is the next best thing.

(Brian Brandt) – “Somewhere in the Trump entourage, there is a poor woman who has to get up every morning and look forward to ‘doing’ his hair.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “The Donald said that he wouldn’t play golf with Hillary since she was already 3 strokes ahead.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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