HomePoliticsThe Incredible Disappearing Penis The Incredible Disappearing Penis Kevin March 4, 2004 Politics 7 Comments Via Good For The Jews, Wonkette, Treacher, Michele, etc… Is this John Kerry’s “Uncle Miltie“? [Click pictures to see larger versions] Long Dong Kerry? Perhaps not. These pictures from the same event are more “bad tailor” than “Bad Lieutenant“… Of course maybe he just gets turned on by guys in wheelchairs… Come Together Legalize It? Related Posts Running Away From The Base Epic Fail: Vice President Biden’s Sunday Morning Daily Double Sandy Berg(l)er Quits Kerry Campain About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 7 Comments Monkeyspit March 4, 2004 That last picture is scary. John Kerry is scary. But not as scary as Bush. Commrad Jane the Rock Lover March 5, 2004 KInda Dorky that Kerry Mark March 5, 2004 Reminds me of this photo: Bush in Flight Suit Ricky Vandal March 5, 2004 This whole discussion about Kerry’s ding-a-ling is typical for the man. Why take him seriously? The guy is a clown. mog March 7, 2004 Lurch in Depends, that’s what it looks like. Doomsayer April 10, 2004 Kind of reminds me of a thought I had that explains his transition from testosterone-overloaded adrenaline junkie charging is boat into any trouble he could find into a Euroweenie with that third wound, the one that did not disable him from activity for any time at all, but got him a ticket home. Ever watch a male calf get castrated? Doesn’t significantly slow him down. Would explain why he doesn’t want to release his medical records, wouldn’t it. Olds88 April 10, 2004 Would explain why he doesn’t want to release his medical records, wouldn’t it[?] — Doomsayer. Ah, but it wouldn’t explain his two kids.