Weekend Caption Contest™

20 Comments

1. James Joyner January 30, 2004

   They’re running WHO against me?
2. Jeff January 30, 2004

   I swear…Jesus told me to do it.
3. Jeff January 30, 2004

   Mr. President, would you care to comment on the sound clip of Governor Dean screaming after the Iowa primary?
4. RabbiM January 30, 2004

   Thank you, thank you, and for my next number….
5. kelley January 31, 2004

   Bush as he checks out Allah’s latest photoshop efforts…
6. Timmer January 31, 2004

   KERRY’S ahead, Dean is crashing ang they’re completely ignoring Joe Lieberman? STOP, you’re killing me!
7. Mad William Flint January 31, 2004

   Get out from under there Dick, that tickles.
8. Timmer January 31, 2004

   Did you see the look on Saddam’s face when that soldier told him I sent my regards? I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny!

   Hat tip to Larry the Cable Guy
9. Jay Tea January 31, 2004

   “MISTER PRESIDENT! MISTER PRESIDENT! Howard Dean, Dennis Kucinich, Lyndon Larouche, and Al Sharpton all say you’re unfit to be president! Do you have any comment?”
10. Jay Tea January 31, 2004

    “DAMN, Rummy, you ALWAYS fall for the ‘pull my finger’ gag!”
11. Jay Tea January 31, 2004

    “Dear Dubya:
    Over the last three years, I’ve watched as you’ve done all you can to undo all I achieved in the previous eight. However, I am glad to see that you’ve left the ‘intern hideyhole’ in the podium. If nothing else, I hope that will remain my legacy, the one thing I’ll ‘go down in history’ for.
    Regards,
    Bill”
12. Jay Tea January 31, 2004

    “Sir, most men feel discomfort during a prostate exam…”
13. Erica January 31, 2004

    Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
14. Val Prieto January 31, 2004

    Castro said what?
15. rodney dill January 31, 2004

    “Botox, BOTOX,… Jeez, I thought you said he used Buttocks on his forehead.
16. rodney dill January 31, 2004

    “Yes I did just activate John Kerry’s officer’s commission. We’ll just see how botox boy is doing after a few months in Baghdad, heh!”
17. rodney dill January 31, 2004

    “Mr. President, now that you’ve declared the DNC to be part of the axis of evil, what WMD’s do you expect to find they have?”

    “I expect to find the same ones … I mean the same type of ones we were looking for in Iraq. Heh, snort “
18. rodney dill January 31, 2004

    “Jobs! We don’t need no stinkin’ jobs.”
19. Lee February 1, 2004

    It’s too bad only Bush can see and hear the Great Gazoo, because he apparently just said something really funny.

    (Erica, yours is freakin’ hilarious, by the way.)
20. jeff February 1, 2004

    “Gotcha! I thought y’all knew I was kiddin’ when I announced that Jobs Czar thing last September.”