Bureau… no… techno… hmm… no.

Just crats.

Thanks to pile-ups of garbage in the streets, Israeli soldiers patrolling Hebron are having to contend with a growing rat problem. Two soldiers have been bitten recently, both in the head. The rodents are reportedly getting so large — the size of cats — the soldiers are now calling them “crats”. One soldier says that lately, the crats “have been more frightening then the terrorists.” (AP)

I’d almost think they would be!

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