It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“You know son…before Al Gore invented the Internet…I invented this thingamajig…”
Son, Obama has ordered 50,000 of these thingies for his new Afghanistan surge.
Soldier: “I’m sorry, Mr. Vice-President. The robot can defuse bombs, but it can’t defuse the stupid statements that come out of your mouth.”
Did you know, sailor, that I wrote a term paper on the development of these babies back in my freshman year?
“As long as this doesn’t turn into a Michael Dukakis tank moment for me, I’m cool with it.”
“It must be broken. I told it to point to the smartest person in the room.”
“Whatever you say, sir.”
So this thing will obliterate anyone with flu symptoms in a 10 foot radius of anyone in my family?
I’ve ridden a Segway before, no problem.
Or,
Where’s the other one for my left foot?
No, sir, it’s not designed to serve subpoenas; it’s designed to kill people and break things.
Well, Pelosi’s radioactive, can we use this thing on her?
Look at me when I’m talking to you soldier. I’m your Vice Commander in Chief!
Nice equipment soldier, but can you make it give me back my tie?
And this environmentally friendly tank is part of our master plan to create the world’s first green military.
It’s called the “Biden Fighting Vehicle”…
Because?
Well, it’s very light on the top.
I never have the first idea for these but this time it just popped into my head…
“Cheney never had one that size. I’ll take it.”
… because it’s waaaaay past my bed time.
“Well I fancy I’m pretty good at this Army jargon, so just what does this OMGWTFBBQ unit you were telling me about do anyway?”
Joe: “Sometime son, I amaze even myself.”
“Wun’t a stick just be better for getting the marshmallows close to the fire””
Im sorry Mr. Biden, the Talons sensitivity setting was accidentally changed to “gaff detector mode” and hit on You immediately.
Biden – “So last week when you showed this to Ms Pelosi you said you have a slight mishap”
Soldier – “Yes Sir.”
Biden – “Well dont let it bother you son, her face looked like that before your little accident”.
That’s all well and good, soldier, but you still have to remove the “Made in Canada” sticker.
The Pentagon unveils the KY-20 Assault Skateboard.
Biden – “So tell me again where the seat is son”
Soldier – “The black pole in the rear sir”
Biden “not in the front but in the rear”?
Soldier – “That’s the idea sir”
“You know son, I think that if I stick this in my mouth, it might taste better than my foot!?”
Don’t tell that Navy guy standing behind me, but I need a new super-sekrit bunker. Does the army have anything it can show me?
Biden: I wonder if Chuck could use one of these.
But seriously, if you were in an elevator with me, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, and had a full magazine, what would you do?
“I’m just glad you knew the Heimlich maneuver, son.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.