Here are the winning entries in this weeks Weekend Caption Contest™:
1) (Jay Tea) – “Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/ “
2) – (Tiger) – “When the Santa Escort Service says “the penis will be this big even when ice cold” they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.“
3) – (Kelley) – ““Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!” “Yup, Helmut. Deep, too…“
Until next Friday…


