Weekend Caption Contest™

14 Comments

1. CGHill October 24, 2003

   “I told you we should have sprung for six-wheel drive.”
2. King of Fools October 24, 2003

   Light rail technology demonstration.
3. Shem October 24, 2003

   “By combining German engineering and Japanese monorail technology, we present to you the two countries’ greatest joint-blunder since World War II.”
4. Rodney Dill October 24, 2003

   Hmmm…Let’s see.
   Limited Vision…
   Fence Sitting…
   In the ditch…
   Wheels not on the Ground…must be
   The Car of the Democratic Presidential Primaries
5. Francis W. Porretto October 24, 2003

   “Johnny, I told you before you got behind the wheel, this is not your skateboard!“
6. Matt Navarre October 25, 2003

   Monorail!
7. Rob October 25, 2003

   We’ll have you down in a moment, Mr. Kennedy.
8. McGehee October 25, 2003

   How to make your car sing soprano.
9. MommaBear October 25, 2003

   As long as you’re up here on the guard-rail, you’re not bothering a thing!

   Ruthlessly stolen from a very old Bob Newhart routine.
10. Rodney Dill October 25, 2003

    Much like the ball, no authority could determine if the car came down either in or our. In either event, Steve Bartman was never seen again.
11. Rodney Dill October 25, 2003

    Oops, that should have been
    “in or out”
    not
    “in or our”
    in the previous caption
12. Psycho Dad October 26, 2003

    Officer VonHumor’s police report simply stated:

    “Women drivers! I don’t know how they do it, but this is the third one parked on the guardrail today…”
13. Jeff Quinton October 26, 2003

    The new Autobahn ride at EuroDisney is a great hit with the kids and their parents alike because of its realism.
14. Rodney Dill October 26, 2003

    “…Osama, Do you think George will find us here?”
    “No…, Saddam…, I don’t think George will find us here!”