It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.
Hopester, Gropester and Mopester
“I scored an ounce blow, a bottle of tequila and it’ll just be the three of us in the room.”
Barak is in denial about who the real first black president is.
“And then you say, “Beep, beep.”
And here is how we will milk them!
She’s so short she doesn’t have to bend over. Just walk up and unzip.
4 flags, 7 chairs,a picture, a marxist, a philanderer and Valerie Jarret.
“Now Barak, I could have sworn I said a blue dress was the required uniform”.
Hey Barry, you mind if I borrow this one for the weekend? She’s purty in pink and looks a little feisty. I like it a little rough!
Barry, I’m telling you, Hilary’s idea to name it “Obamosque” is genius. The American people will never forget.
Reach out, and touch someone.
And then, according to this affadavit, I grabbed her like this … except she was wearing a blue dress at the time.
Finding Obama worthy, Bill points out the bookcase where “the Bible” is kept, and reminds him that it needs to be returned at the end of his term.
It’s my tab from the Mustang Ranch. I’ll just give it to Valarie.
Just take this clipboard with you wherever you go. A clipboard always makes you look like you know what you’re doing.
OK. Barry, if I get her down to the Kmart right away I can get rid of her in five minutes under ‘the flashing blue light’!
Please – can I put my Italian wingtips back on now, sir? I can’t help being taller than you…
Hear me out. SHE picks the ties.
“…and I was like all cool with the SWMBO thing until Hillary told me it didn’t mean — Sex With My Bitchin’ Oldie.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.